Spyder's web

So, to respond to Spyder's questions:
Given the chooice to be tortured between 2 movies, what would you pick?
a) The Life Aquatic
b) Groundhog Day
I'd go with "c" give me death. Either one is simply cruel and inhumane punishment.

If you were giving out oscars, who would it go to?
a) Charlize Theron for "Monster"
b) Hilary Swank for "Boys dont Cry"
I'd have a lot more fun if I got to choose my own, but given your limits....Hilary Swank.

Your hungry and the only choices are:
a) Dinty Moore beef stew
b) spam
Which do you cook up?
Neither. I need to lose weight anyway.